I have found a hat. It is a lovely hat. Made of straw, with a black ribbon tied into a bow on the side. It's my sister's hat. It makes me feel really cool. Maybe that's because my sister is cool. This hat is probably how she got to be so cool.
This hat is a fedora. Fedoras are amazing, especially if they're worn by a guy. Studies have shown that when a guy wears a fedora, it increases the guy's attractiveness level by about 87%, and then his coolness level by about 92.5%.
More people should wear hats. It would make them to be cooler and more attractive. I've always wanted a guy to tip his hat at me. If a guy were to tip his hat at me, I would blush daintily and the rest of my week would be completely made.
Hats are my favorite accessory. They make an outfit not only more interesting, but they also add to your classiness. One can never have too much class. Not baseball caps, though. Baseball caps aren't very classy. Acceptable in certain situations, but fedoras are great for anytime. Especially when you want class.
Oh, and bow ties are cool. The Doctor said so. :)
Hats, where in the world are the good ole' days when 1) Men dressed nicely, no swag barf. 2) Men wore hats, not hoodies? Hoodies are for muggers, not cool!
ReplyDeleteAMEN.
ReplyDeletePavel tipped his hat at me when I saw him in stubie! Or maybe it was more of waved his fedora because it came all the way off his head...
ReplyDeleteEither way, Pavel is a winner. His fedora/trench coat/boots combo makes him so nerdishly cool.
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